Today is my Mommy's birthday! Let's have a little Chinglish to celebrate, shall we?

This is a package of disposible plastic gloves:


I'm not sure what order the words are supposed to go in but I think it's an "Edible Once-Gender Favourable Glove" although it could be an "Edible Favourable Once-Gender Glove."
Either way... what the crap???

In other news, my brother got engaged over the weekend! Congratulations Robert and Jenny! Yay!