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It happened. 

Late in the evening of Sunday April 10th 2011 I discovered something shocking. 

My first gray hair.


This is it, the beginning of the end. The end of my youth and beauty. The bloom is fading, the blossom of my girlhood wilting away as the springtime of my life draws to a close. Goodbye sweet splendor of youth! Farewell my winsome countenance of jujunity!

It had a good run. It served me well.  Too bad I failed to use my youthful allure to catch me a husband. Now I will have to grow old as a spinster. Oh, well, never mind. 

Tomorrow I’ll probably look like this: