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  长颈鹿爱上河马(Melman fell in love with Gloria)
  
  Melman: Listen Moto Moto. You better treat this lady like a queen because you my friend, you found yourself the perfect women. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect women I would give her flowers everyday and not just any flowers, okay? Her favorites are orchids, white, and breakfast in bed... six loaves of wheat toast with butter on both sides, no crust. The way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend and I'd spend everyday trying to think of how to make her laugh. She has the most, most amazing laugh. Well that's what I would do if were you.
  
  梅尔曼(长颈鹿):听着motomoto,你得把这姑娘像女王一样伺候着,因为你找到了世上最完美的女人。如果我能像你这么幸运的话,我每天都会给她送花,不是随随便便的什么野花,明白么?她最喜欢白色的兰花,早餐要送到她的床头,六片小麦土司,两面都要涂黄油,面包皮去掉,她喜欢这么吃。她哭的时候我会借她一个依靠的肩膀,成为她最好的朋友,每天都想着怎么能让她欢笑。她有着世间最最迷人的笑容。那个,如果我是你的话,我会这么做啦。
  
  
  斑马是狮子最好的朋友
  
  Alex: Marty! I know you're in there. Before I go, I got something I want to say. You've been a great friend. You've helped me so often to see the bright side of my problems that I never think of you having any. I wasn't there for you when you needed me. …… Just like back at the zoo. What kind of friend does that make me? A pretty lousy friend, I guess. I just want you to know that I... You're one in a million. Know what makes you special? These guys are white with black stripes. You're black with white stripes. You're a dreamer, Marty. Always have been. You have great taste in music and horrible taste in friends. Well, not Melman and Gloria, but me.
  
  ALEX(主角):马蒂!我知道你就在那儿。我走之前,有些话我一定要说了。你一直是一个好朋友。你总是让我看到问题的光明面,有时候我就忘记了你也会有烦恼。你需要我的时候,我却不在你身边。在动物园的时候也是这样。我算是个什么朋友呢?真是有够逊的。我只是想让你知道,你是万里挑一的好哥们儿。知道你有什么特别之处么?其他人都是白底黑条,只有你是黑底白条。你是个梦想家,马蒂,天生的梦想家。你听的音乐很有品味,交的朋友却很没品味。那个,我不是说马尔曼和歌莉娅,我是说我自己。
  
  
  史上最强老太太
  (老太太不愧是早期女童军的:)彪悍有魄力,说话有演说天份~说完下面这段话后举起火把好一个自由女神造型==最后收拾坏狮子的那段也很赞)
  
  Nana: Gather 'round, children. We're New Yorkers, right? We survive the concrete jungle! When we need food, we hunt for a decent hot dog stand. When we need shelter, we build skyscrapers. When we need water, we build a dam. We're New Yorkers, for crying out loud! If we can make it there, we can make it anywhere!
  
  老奶奶:孩子们都围过来。我们是纽约人,是不是?我们在钢筋水泥的森林里都能活下来了!饿了需要吃的,我们就去猎寻热狗摊;冷了下雨了需要遮蔽,我们就造起了摩天大楼。渴了需要水了,我们就围一座水坝。我们可是堂堂纽约人哪!在那儿我们都能活下来,在哪儿我们活不下来?!
  
  一些笑料~
  
  ---企鹅党
  
    企鹅航空
  -我有好消息 也有坏消息
  I've got good news and bad news.
  好消息就是 我们马上就要降落了
  The good news is, we will be landing immediately.
  坏消息是
  The bad news is...
  我们会是坠落的
  we are crush landing!
  
  -好让其他乘客 不被你惊吓的表情吓坏(飞机瞬间降落时)
  to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.
  
  -当你们要航空旅行时 我们知道 你们别无选择
  When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.
  但还是要谢谢你们选择企鹅航空(== :D)
  But thanks again for choosing air penguin.
    
  企鹅党永远是笑料最多的。飞机最后坠落只剩下机身的空壳时想到越狱的兔子里那辆散架的吉普车:)
  
  ---猴王操着印度英语口音
  
   每次听到狐猴的英语就特别亲切:P!
  
  ---四肢发达头脑简单Moto Moto
  
    爱上肌肉河马泡妹妹
  
  Moto Moto是河马界“很帅很性感”的超级猛男,拥有6块腹肌
  
  恶搞自家LOGO (梦工厂的经典logo——月亮小男孩被企鹅军团捉弄得翻身掉下月亮,喜剧从此拉开序幕。)
  
  恶搞《狮子王》(狮子老国王被邪恶的叔父篡位夺权,小狮子自小就被流放他乡)