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How well do you know your teammate?
20 August 2009 // 15:14

Lucas和Dani这两个小家伙应邀接受了坏心的采访,他们俩真所谓夫唱妇随……
Lucas di Grassi and Dani Clos share some thoughts... and the same sense of sarcasm!

【译者只不过是挖掘了一下潜台词而已……?】

What did your teammate do before landing a GP2 drive?
Dani: We did the same. F3 Euro Series. We know each other well.
Lucas: We spent one year in the RDD Programme together before being teammates for Fat Burner Racing Engineering. Dani was in F3 Euro Series last season.
结婚之前对方是做啥的?
Dani:俺们是同行,俺们都在欧洲F3。俺们认识很久了。
Lucas:嗯,其实我们在RDD【RDD,这是个婚介所——译者注】注册了一年多了,然后就来烧胖子领证了。Dani去年在欧洲F3。

What are his greatest strengths?
Dani: His experience.
Lucas: He is fast.
Dani: I’m lovely.
Lucas: I don’t know about that… You are professional, that’s for sure.
他什么地方比较猛?
Dani:他很有经验。
Lucas:他来得很快。
Dani:我会装萝莉。
Lucas:哎,这个我咋不知道……我知道你很敬业,嗯,那简直是一定的。

What are his weaknesses?
Lucas: At this stage, his lack of experience in GP2. Most of the guys, even rookies like Hülkenberg, it’s not the same because they raced in GP2 Asia. Dani, when he arrived in Barcelona for the opening of the championship, it was the first GP2 weekend ever for him.
Dani: For now, I’ve seen no weaknesses in Lucas. He is really strong both mentally and with the car. He’s the man! See? I’m lovely.
他的弱点?
Lucas:婚后生活经验不足?……你看就算是小胡那种,因为他们已经结过婚了,所以不会有这个问题。Dani么,他是头一回哎。
Dani:到现在我觉得坏蛋他简直是完美的><他真的很强很强不管是身还是心。他太攻了。看吧,我很小鸟依人的。

Who gets the latest to the track?
Lucas: We come together.
Dani: We are like a couple Laughs
Lucas: We share the same car.
Dani: Actually, I’m the first one to wake up.
Lucas: You are the first one at breakfast!
谁最晚上班?
Lucas:我们一般一块儿出门。
Dani:人家是两口子呀~~><
Lucas:我得开车送他。
Dani:嗯,其实一般都是我先醒的……【来个早安吻!!】
Lucas:你老是抢我的早饭吃!!
【Dani:滚!要么下次你来做早饭!】

Who is the wildest on track // off track?
Lucas: Well, on track, that’s proportional to the amount of experience you have, I think. When you are not that experienced, it’s normal to make more mistakes and to push more.
Dani: I agree.
Lucas: Off track, … hmm…
Dani: I will also pass…
工作中//闲暇时谁比较狂野?
Lucas:嗯,这个么,要看经验值了。一般像他这种没有经验的,做某些事情比较容易被发现。
Dani:嗯……
Lucas:下班之后么就……
Dani:俺偶尔要翻身!……
【=V=】

Who is the most successful with the ladies?
Lucas: Definitely me, but I have a girlfriend. Actually, I would have been more successful if I didn’t have a girlfriend!
Dani: No, no! We are equally successful, but we are both in a relationship so…
谁比较招人爱?
Lucas:绝对是我,要不是有这个累赘我可以找更多更好的!
Dani:闭嘴!你怎么敢背着我爱别人!

Who will have the nicest car in ten years?
Lucas: Actually, Dani will. He will spend all his money in the car.
Dani: I don’t care about the car. I drive a Smart now…
以后谁买车?
Lucas:他买咯,他比较喜欢在车车上花钱。
Dani:俺才不关心车车嘞,俺现在有坏蛋给俺开车车就知足了><

Who will have the most beautiful wife in ten years?
Lucas: My girlfriend is younger so she is more beautiful!
Dani: I have the nicest girlfriend now, so, you know, my wife will look nicer than yours!
十年之后谁最美?
Lucas:他比我年轻,所以他会更美。
Dani:俺家坏蛋这么美,十年之后还是一样美啦!~

How best would you describe your teammate?
Lucas: Definitely an animal! A lama! The one that spits!
Dani: No, you say that because of my hair… You could be Timon from the Lion King
Lucas: Laughs Mufasa yes, but not Timon! Come on!
怎么形容对方?
Lucas:绝对是小动物!驼类的吧!会吐的……
Dani:讨厌!你嫌弃俺的发型!……我是神兽你就是狮子王里的丁满!
Lucas:瞎说,你才丁满呢,我是木法沙,吃定你!吼~~

Who has the best fashion sense?
Lucas: If you think that Spaniards have a good fashion sense, then definitely Dani. But if you don’t…
Dani: Spanish people have great fashion sense! Better than Brazilians
Lucas: If you say so…
谁比较有美感?
Lucas:如果你爱他,那他说的一切都是美的……如果不爱么……
Dani:俺说啥就是啥!你得听我的!
Lucas:好吧你说了算……

Who is the shyest?
Dani: Me
Lucas: Yeah, right! Laughs
谁比较害羞?
Dani:我><
Lucas:没错!XD
【M:请举例……
Lucas:滚!】

Who is your favourite sportsman? Sportswoman?
Lucas: At the moment… He thinks Actually, I’ve picked up golf recently, and it is quite difficult. So, I might have to say Tiger Woods.
最喜欢的运动员?
Lucas:现在嘛……我最近在练习高尔夫,我觉得那玩意儿很难,所以我觉得老虎伍兹很牛掰。
【Dani:俺最喜欢坏蛋了……><】

Who tells the most jokes?Dani: Lucas. You are laughing all the time.
Lucas: Are you kidding? I am the most serious person in the paddock!
Dani: Sure… And Brazilians have great fashion sense! Laughs
谁比较喜感?
Dani:坏蛋啦。你老是傻笑。
Lucas:别逗了,我可正经了。起码在说俺耐你的时候。
Dani:好吧。俺喜欢你,你说啥都好玩~><

Dani, if you were to invite Lucas to dinner, what would you cook? Same question for Lucas.
Lucas: What can I cook? I will make some pot noodles in the microwave. It’ll be ready in two minutes. If you want to eat, you eat. If you don’t, just go away Laughs. Dani knows how to make pan con tomate that is really good.
Dani: You remember?
Lucas: You did when we were at the RDD once.
Dani: I would cook that again then. Anything to make you happy! And by the way, I would be very happy with your pot noodles!
Lucas: Laughs
Dani,你给坏蛋做晚饭吃吗?做啥吃?坏蛋呢?
Lucas:让我做饭?顶多煮煮方便面,两分钟搞定,爱吃不吃=3=俺们Dani做的番茄蛋糕可好吃了~~~
Dani:呀你还记得呀><
Lucas:嗯,相亲的时候你做过的……
Dani:呀亲爱的你要是爱吃我以后天天给你做!!只要你开心>/////<还有……你做啥俺都爱吃……就算是方便面俺也爱吃……
Lucas:哇哈哈哈哈哈!~

Who has the most contacts in their phone?
Lucas: I don’t know… But one day, I will be the President of Brazil. It will be very nice.
Dani: Laughs “Who has the most imagination of this room” should be the question!
Lucas: Laughs But regarding the contacts in our phones, I think it’s Dani who has the most because I delete quite a few in my phone…
Dani: Girls’ phone numbers?
Lucas: Of course!
谁业务比较忙?
Lucas:我不知道。但是有一天俺会做狮子王,那个很美。
Dani:亲爱的,你跑题了,人家没问你谁更有想象力……
Lucas:好吧,其实他手机里号码比较多啦,我经常删号码什么的……
Dani:删了其他男人的吗?
Lucas:当然啦!!
Dani:坏蛋你真好~回去我也删!就留你一个的!Mua!~

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【读后感】
RDD你们到底是干吗的
最开始明明是Dani和笨笨,坏蛋和小红的……为啥现在……变成了…………= =
TT            TT